Double Trouble!

Trouble with relatives, friends, girl friends and enemies is that they all like to surprise you and if you are in any luck they work along with each other and if not then all depends on how merciful god is to you. Hera was having one such day.

First thing in morning, Hera was still in his pajama's and an erection from last night's wet dream., a la semi adult movie type, wet tongue in an ear, and there it was, the door bell, and all the room mates seemed to have gone. And there went that damn door bell again.

Hera: Yaaawwwnnnnnn "Who is so impatient, at this hour of morning?" It was 9:30 Am. "Coming!" At least  should have got a chance to get rid of this.

And he opened the door as if one of his roomies was going to walk in and Monsoon smiled at him.

Monsoon: "Surpriaaa!" One look and "aah! You get ready and come down, quickly!" And she skittered and giggled down the stairs!

Hera: "Shits!" And shut the door, smsed her to give him 30 to 45 minutes.

Started off with his morning chores and half way through his bath, rang the door bell. First thought; Monsoon, but then she would give him time than risking coming up again. So sped up his routine with a towel and as he opened the door, the flash of camera.

Friends: "Surprise! Good Morning! Happy Birthday!!!"

Monsoon was there too, urging them not too.....but they dint listen.

Hera: "Really! Is it!" And shut the door.

And heard Monsoon say: "I told you so! But can you show me that picture you clicked?" and though there was lot of protest, she deleted it.

Hera finally got ready and got out of the room, and they were about to go out on a picnic when one of Hera's class mate showed up.

Class mate: "Hera! You have to submit that file today!"

Hera: "Oh shit! That is today? Holy Shit!" Hera went back up, got the file, changed into formal dress and "Guys! I will be back in 30 mins."

And he went to class, Monsoon came along, and first inference she drew from the scene: "This is going to take lot longer than 30 minutes!"

Hera: "Oh! Yeah, What are you doing here?"

Monsoon: "I just came along, should I go?"

Hera: "No! Don't go! or else I will get bore alone."

Monsoon: "Okay! Just a minute."

And she gave a call to Monk and told him to leave for destination, "I and Hera will catch up with you."

Before Hera could tell Mansoon to hop on and go for picnic, it was already 3 hours past the said 30 minutes. And Hera was wet with perspiration and Monsoon insisted him to change and so they went to his room.

Hera: "Wait here, I will come in 10 minutes."

Monsoon: "Its too hot'today, and I really need freshen up, so I am coming up too."

Hera: Looking at her, she was not going to listen so.."Okay!"

Once up, Hera switched on fan and she went for freshing up, and he quickly changed into casuals and she got ready too, door bell rang.

Hera: "Who is it now?" Tired.

Monsoon: "Hope! its not your landlord."

Hera: Shiver running down his spine. "If it is, then I hope he allows you to pack my things, and not just orders you out and make''s me pack."

Its a common thing, when you think of what is the worse possible thing that can happen, that can go wrong, one tends to miss a point. My due respect to Murphy.

Monsoon opened the door, Hera stood behind her, if only it were a mirror, and not Hera's parents, Hera would have loved the fact that they looked like good couple, alas it was not a mirror.

Hera: "Mummy! Sunny! Papa!" I am dead!

Monsoon: "Hel_lo__w A_un_ty!" We look as if we have just changed and made ourselves presentable! This is weird!

Sunny: "Surprise!" Whispering "Awkward! Bro!"

Hera: "How come you are here? I am surprised!"

Mummy: "Well, we had decided to surprise you, but did not expect to be surprised!"

Dad: "We have decided to shift here, permanently, and so have rented the place and now we can go and stay there."

Hera: "What!"

Monsoon was aghast, she could not imagine what was happening. Hera's mom started giving his clothes to her for packing and Hera was asked to pack up his books. After all he was moving.

As soon as packing was done, and it was time to pick up bags and load them on to car, Hera, monsoon and Hera's family sat down for a breather, and door bell rang.

Monsoon, worried who would come in next, just got up, hoping she would be able to stop whoever it was from saying anything foolish.

Door opens.

Monk:  At top of his voice. "If you 2 wanted to

Monsoon: "Sssshhh!"

Monk: continuing uninterrupted "spend a day alone; here, you should have told us and we would have obliged!"

Monsoon: "Ssssshhhhhh!"

Monk: "Why was it necessary for us _to_go on a pic_nic!  Hello Uncle! Hello Aunty!"

Hera just hit his head and slept on the bed, and Monsoon just sat down, with her eyelids down and Monk kept quite, ran down and stopped other friends.

Duds: "This is such a movie kind of setup, Hera got us into."

Monk: "sssshhhh! There is a movie going on up stairs alright but certainly not a love story, Hera's parents are here and all his bags are packed."


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4 Response to "Double Trouble!"

  1. Agnivo says:
    February 6, 2011 at 8:14 PM

    DOuble Trouble is such an understatement! This is like Pandora's box opening up :D :D :D

  2. Aditya Nandode says:
    February 6, 2011 at 11:02 PM

    :)Agnivo! That would have been appropriate title.

  3. Rek Sesh says:
    February 7, 2011 at 2:08 AM

    whoa....nice way to spent a bday....and nothing happened except in people.s mind...."a normal day in Hera's life chronicles"

  4. Aditya Nandode says:
    February 7, 2011 at 2:58 AM

    :) Rek! Life!

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